Toilet

I had a conversation with a friend while in one of the bathrooms at our college of management

I almost walked out without washing my hands (relax people, it was just a number onesee visit); then I looked at him and said "I have to wash my hands because if I don't you're going to think I'm a disgusting human being. You seeing me not wash my hands is literally the only reason why I am going to wash my hands."

What a convoluted reality.

He told me he was going through the same dilemma--apparently I'm not the only crazy person in the world.

Awesome.